Ever wondered how your life would’ve turned out if you grew up at a Trailerpark? After taking this quiz you’ll be none the wiser!
- Question of
Who is the best Country singer of all time?
- Garth Brooks
- Willie Nelson
- Johnny Cash
- Dolly Parton
- Question of
Your favourite everyday weapon?
- Pistol
- Shotgun
- Flamethrower
- Rocket Launcher
- Question of
Favourite drink?
- Jim Beam & Coke
- Moonshine
- Beer
- $2 Wine
- Question of
How do you prepare your food?
- I take it out of the paper bag in the fast food parking lot because I can’t wait until I get home.
- I pull out the lead shot after shooting whaterver crawls past the back of the trailer.
- I heat up the ready-to-eat meal in the microwave after taking it out of the freezer.
- Doesn’t matter becasue I’ll probably puke it up later on anyway.
- Question of
What’s your beauty routine?
- After waking up in my own piss (again) I down 3 beers and crank out a wet fart.
- A line of coke and half a can of Axe body spray.
- A muffin for my figure, a cake for my complexion, and a bucket of KFC because I’m hungry.
- Drop off my 5 kids at my mom’s (two trailers down) and then head over to my boyfriend for some meth.
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