- Use your poker face – If you giggle like a school girl; the gig is up. So keep it legit.
- Squint a lot – It tells your boss you’re hard at work. You are hard at work right?
- Click a lot – Clicking gives the illusion that you are shuffling through spreadsheets and not to Justin Bieber’s new video.
- Type random stuff – Bosses cream at the sound of keyboard strokes. Tap the shit out of that thing.
5. Have an escape plan – In Windows 7, hold down the Windows key and press the D key. Otherwise, throw your PC out the window – that’ll work too.